1.What did the policeman say to his tummy?…. You’re under a vest!
2.Knock knock, who’s there?, boo, boo who?..no need to cry.
3.Knock knock, who’s there? Europe Europe who? No you’re a poo!
4.Knock Knock, Who’s there? Smell Mop. Smell Mop Who? Ugh! No Thank You!
5.Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he needed (kneaded) a poo!
6.Why did the banana go to the Doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
7.What do you call postman Pat without a job ? Pat !
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