I was going to tell a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.
I just flew into town and my arms are so tired.
I tried to do my homework but my pencil broke, so it was pointless.
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
The more this towel dries, the wetter it gets.
I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.
I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a w-rap
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