1) “What do you call a factory that makes okay products?” “A satisfactory.”
2) “What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?” “Supplies!”
3) “Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.”
4) “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
5) “How does the moon cut his hair?””Eclipse it.”
6) “What did one wall say to the other?” “I’ll meet you at the corner.”
7) “What did the zero say to the eight?” “That belt looks good on you.”
8) Me: “I want to write when I grow up.
”Dad: “Why don’t you left instead?”
9) How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them
10)What did the computer go to the doctor? Because he had a virus.
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